Frequently Asked Questions

Hi there again. So, I see you have found my page of wisdom, also known as my FAQ section. Here I will answer any questions I recieve over AIM, MSN or E-Mail, so submit them questions! The deeper, more intuitive questions, I will put over on my Philosophy page. Learn and enjoy!

Q: What the hell is that smell? - from Jeremy
A: That's an easy one, it is the smell of your brain rotting because you're too stupid to know that I can't smell what you smell!

Q: How does that one thing do the other thing? - from Jeremy
A: Well that just depends on what time you plan on this event occuring.

Q: Where are the restrooms? - from Jeremy
A: The restrooms are wherever the custodian left them, possibly at the dry cleaners.

Q: Do you know where to purchase sheet music? - from Kathleen
A: At the store.